How did the tiny kitten get up in the tree? Someone heard a terrible noise coming from their front yard, called for help, and finally decided that there was a cat up in their tree. After much time and effort, the culprit was finally apprehended, a tiny helpless orphan. The neighbors decided on a surrogate mom, who took her home and started bottle feeding her. After a day, she still had not had any stool so foster mom brought her in for us to check. She is the cutest, tiniest, little black fluff ball. She only weighs about half a pound, but is full of play and very curious. Turns out, she already has her kitten teeth, so didn't really need to be bottle fed anymore. She dove headfirst into a dish of kitten food and never looked back. Needless to say, foster mom has already turned into permanent mom. Hopefully, they will all live happily ever after. The question remains; how did that little tiny kitten get up the tree?